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Why did the big kid bring a magnifying glass to the restaurant? Because he wanted a 'bigger' menu!
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Why did the big kid bring a backpack to the playground? Because he wanted to 'carry' the fun!
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Why did the big kid become a chef? Because he wanted to 'dish' out some big flavors!
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Why did the big kid bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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What do you call a big kid who's also a math genius? A square root beer!
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Why did the big kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the big kid start a band? Because he wanted to make some 'giant' hits!
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Why did the big kid go to space? To see if there were any 'big' aliens out there!
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Why did the big kid refuse to run in the marathon? He said, 'I'm already running late for my nap!
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The other day, I saw a group of these so-called big kids arguing over who had the better imaginary friend growing up. I mean, come on, guys, leave the competition for the adults. Like, whose therapy bills are bigger? That’s a competition we don’t need!
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You know you're dealing with a big kid when their idea of a sophisticated night out is a fancy dinner followed by a game of laser tag. I mean, I’m all for fine dining, but you don’t see me diving behind the appetizers to avoid getting tagged.
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I saw these big kids at a theme park acting like they owned the place. Pushing through lines, cutting in front of everyone. I’m like, Guys, you’re not ‘VIPs,’ you’re just VITs - Very Impatient Toddlers.
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You think hiding from responsibilities as an adult is tough? Try hiding from a big kid during a game of hide-and-seek. They’re like human bloodhounds with the attention span of a goldfish - Found you! Wait, what were we doing again?
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You ever try to have a serious conversation with a big kid? It’s like reasoning with a sugar-fueled six-year-old. They'll nod along, but you just know they’re mentally planning their next prank.
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I have a theory: the world is just a playground for these big kids. They’re on the swings of life, going higher and higher, and you just hope they don’t jump off and break something... or someone.
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You ever notice how some adults are just big kids in disguise? Like, they’ve got the height of an adult but the emotional range of a toddler trying to share their toys. Mine! Mine! Mine!
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I’ve realized something about these big kids - they’ve mastered the art of pretending to be adults. They’ve got the job, the house, the responsibilities... until you catch them giggling uncontrollably at a whoopee cushion.
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You can always spot a big kid at a party. They’re the ones near the snack table, not for the food, but for the chance to create a chip-and-dip tower. It's their masterpiece, their architectural marvel of the evening.
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