18 Jokes For Big Bad Wolf

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Updated on: Aug 11 2024

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What's the big bad wolf's favorite genre of music? Howl-ternative rock!
What do you call a wolf that's a great storyteller? A howl-narrator!
What do you call a wolf who can sing? A howl-idol!
Why did the big bad wolf become a comedian? He had a killer sense of howl-umor!
What do you call a wolf magician? A howl-usionist!
What do you get if you cross a wolf with a clown? Something that will make you laugh your fur off!
Why did the big bad wolf start a band? He had the perfect howl-titude!
What's the big bad wolf's favorite social media platform? Huff-stagram!

Real Estate Consultant Wolf

The Big Bad Wolf has turned his life around. He's now a real estate consultant specializing in affordable housing. He's like, I used to blow houses down, now I'm helping pigs find affordable mortgages!

Wolf's Public Image

The Big Bad Wolf has hired a PR firm to improve his image. They're working on a new slogan: Big Bad Wolf – He'll huff, he'll puff, but he's really just misunderstood.

Wolf Therapy

I heard the Big Bad Wolf is in therapy now. He's trying to channel his anger issues into positive energy. Now, instead of blowing houses down, he's just aggressively blowing bubbles with bubblegum.

Wolf on a Diet

They say the Big Bad Wolf is on a diet. He's switched to a plant-based diet – now he's huffing and puffing kale smoothies. Those pigs won't know what hit 'em!

The Big Bad Wolf

You ever notice how the Big Bad Wolf gets such a bad rap? I mean, the guy just had a craving for some grandma and a couple of pig snacks. Who among us hasn't had a cheat day?

Wolf's Cooking Show

The Big Bad Wolf has his own cooking show now. It's called Blow Your House Down Cuisine. His signature dish? Pulled Pork. It's a real hit with the three little pigs.

Wolf's Standup Career

The Big Bad Wolf is pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. His opening line: Why did the wolf go to therapy? Because he couldn't find the right pig to talk to!

Wolf's Fitness Regimen

The Big Bad Wolf joined a CrossFit gym. Now he's doing burpees and squats to prepare for house-blowing season. His motto: Huff, puff, and lift – the three little reps.

Wolf in Disguise

The Big Bad Wolf has started wearing disguises. Now, when he approaches a house, he's like, Little pig, little pig, let me in, but he's wearing glasses and a fake mustache. The pigs are so confused; they're like, Who's this hipster wolf?

Wolf Makeover

The Big Bad Wolf needs a makeover, seriously. I'm thinking a spa day, maybe some aromatherapy. Imagine him blowing houses down with lavender-scented breath – Little piggies, meet my spa treatment!

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