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You ever notice how "bf and gf" sounds like a budget airline? "Welcome aboard BF&GF Airlines, where turbulence is just relationship discussions at 30,000 feet!
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Being in a relationship is like having a GPS constantly recalculating. "In 500 feet, make a U-turn... in your attitude.
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You ever notice how the term "significant other" sounds like a vague job title? "Yeah, this is my S.O. They specialize in stealing the covers and leaving cabinets open.
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The way couples argue is like a tennis match. "Love, it's your serve... and I'll be in the emotional net trying not to get hit.
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Relationships are like IKEA furniture. "At first, it's exciting to put together, but halfway through, you question your life choices and hope it doesn't collapse.
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Couples who say they never fight are either lying or own a mute button. "Either way, it's suspicious – like a silent movie with too much romance.
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Relationships are like Wi-Fi connections. "Sometimes strong and reliable, other times you're just sitting there screaming, 'Why won't you connect!'
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Dating is a lot like a job interview. "You sit across from each other, trying to impress while secretly wondering if they've ever been fired from a relationship.
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Have you noticed how couples never agree on the ideal temperature? "One person's cozy is another person's sauna. It's a thermostat battleground.
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