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Trying to find the ideal birthday gift for your best friend is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. You think you nailed it, but they're still trying to figure out why they got a toaster shaped like Darth Vader.
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The unwritten rule of best friends' birthdays: if you forget, you better be ready to plan a belated celebration that makes up for it. I'm not saying it's happened to me, but hypothetical best friends can be quite demanding.
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You know you're a true best friend when you spend weeks planning the perfect birthday surprise, and they end up saying, "Oh, I totally saw that coming." Yeah, Karen, your psychic abilities are ruining the party.
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Best friends' birthdays are a test of memory and creativity. "Remember that inside joke from three years ago? Let's turn it into a personalized birthday card and hope they still find it funny." Spoiler alert: they won't.
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Best friends and birthday candles have something in common – they both have the power to make you feel older. You start with one candle, and suddenly you're contemplating life's meaning while holding a cake that resembles a bonfire.
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Choosing a birthday card for your best friend is like taking a crash course in emotional intelligence. "Do I go for funny, sentimental, or the one with a dog wearing sunglasses? Decisions, decisions.
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The best part about your best friend's birthday is that it's the one day you're allowed to eat cake for breakfast guilt-free. Forget about cereal; today, we feast on sugary goodness and regret.
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As a best friend, you're expected to remember all the details of their birthday, like their favorite cake flavor, preferred party theme, and the fact that they're allergic to balloons. Because nothing says friendship like avoiding anaphylactic shock.
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Best friends are like, "I don't need anything for my birthday," but deep down, they're expecting a surprise party, a heartfelt card, and a cake that rivals the Great British Bake Off. No pressure, right?
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