5 Jokes For Bent

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 11 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:

The Repairman Fixing a Broken Chair

Dealing with the aftermath of a bent chair
The other day, I fixed a chair, and it said, "I'm feeling a bit crooked." I replied, "Well, you're not the only one – have you seen my life lately?

The Contortionist

Struggling to fit into society
People always ask me how I stay positive despite my unusual flexibility. I tell them, "Well, I can always find a silver lining in a twisted situation. Literally.

The Fortune Cookie Writer

Crafting fortunes about being bent
It's challenging to write fortunes about being bent without sounding like a motivational speaker. "Embrace the twists in your journey, but be careful not to trip over your own convoluted decisions.

The Frustrated Slinky

Struggling with stairs and straight paths
People say, "Life is like a slinky; you never know where it's going." Well, let me tell you, it's going down the stairs, hitting every step on the way and hoping for a soft landing at the bottom.

The Yoga Instructor

Dealing with inflexible students
I had a student who told me they were "bent on not bending." I thought, "Great, you paid for a yoga class just to defy gravity. Next time, just stand in front of a fan and save some money.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Smoking-pot
Nov 21 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today