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Ever notice how your belly fat becomes an unexpected storage unit? Finding things in there is like a game of 'what's behind door number muffin-top?
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Belly fat is like the body's spare tire, except mine seems to be an 'all-you-can-eat buffet' spare tire.
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Belly fat has a special talent for making sure your favorite jeans become your 'once upon a time' jeans.
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Belly fat is like a really stubborn roommate. It moves in uninvited and no matter how many eviction notices you send (read: sit-ups), it's just like, "Nah, I'm good.
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Belly fat is the ultimate magician. It can make a six-pack disappear faster than you can say "chocolate cake.
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You know you're getting serious about fitness when your belly fat starts planning its escape route. It's like, "We're leaving? But we just got here!
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I think my belly fat has developed its own personality. It's like, "Hey, remember that cookie you had in 2008? Yeah, I'm still here for that.
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I've come to terms with the fact that my belly fat has a gravitational pull of its own. It's like my personal black hole for cookies and midnight snacks.
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You know you're in for a real surprise when your belly button starts playing hide-and-seek under layers of... let's call it "protective cushioning.
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