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Belgians are so laid-back. They have this attitude like, "Why rush? We've got beer, chocolate, and the Manneken Pis. What more do you need?
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You know you're in Belgium when the waffles are so delicious that you momentarily forget your own name. I call it the Belgian Waffle Amnesia. It's a thing.
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Brussels, the capital of Belgium, is like the crossroads of Europe. It's where diplomats meet, politicians argue, and tourists desperately try to figure out how to pronounce "Manneken Pis.
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Belgian traffic lights have a yellow light both before and after the red one. It's like they're saying, "Take a moment, contemplate your life choices, then decide whether to stop or go.
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Belgium is known for having multiple languages - French, Dutch, German. It's like a linguistic buffet. You can order your fries in one language, your waffles in another, and confuse the waiter completely.
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Belgium has so many great chocolates. It's like they're saying, "Sure, we might be small, but we've got the secret to happiness right here in a praline shell.
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Belgian weather is like a surprise party; you never know what you're gonna get. One day it's sunny, the next it's rainy, and the Belgians just casually stroll through it all with their umbrellas.
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Ever notice how Belgium is the land of festivals? They've got music festivals, beer festivals, even a French fry festival. I mean, who wouldn't want to celebrate fries?
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Belgians are so polite. You could accidentally bump into someone, spill their beer, and they'd probably apologize to you. "Sorry for being in the way of your clumsiness.
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