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Why did the forever alone person become a chef? They wanted to learn how to spice up their social life.
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Why did the forever alone guy take up painting? He figured at least his canvas would listen.
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Why did the forever alone person become a comedian? They wanted to laugh at their own jokes because no one else would.
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Why did the forever alone guy become a photographer? He wanted to capture the moments when he was alone forever.
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Why did the forever alone person apply for a job at the bakery? They wanted to make dough connections!
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Why did the forever alone person become a gardener? They were excellent at growing their own space.
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Why did the forever alone person become a detective? They were an expert at finding solitude.
DIY Valentine's Day
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I’m so forever alone, my Valentine’s Day plans include a rom-com marathon, a box of chocolates, and a love letter to my future self. Self-love? Nailed it!
Social Networking Woes
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My social media profiles have become a shrine to my singledom. I think I'm the only one who likes my relationship status updates.
DIY Romance
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You know you're forever alone when your idea of a romantic dinner is cooking for one and arguing with the microwave about timing.
Master of Solitude
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I've reached a level of being forever alone where my longest relationship is with the 'skip ad' button on YouTube.
Love, a Mystery Novel
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You know you're forever alone when the highlight of your week is trying to solve the mystery of who keeps stealing your mail—spoiler alert, it's not a secret admirer.
The Forever Alone Chronicles
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You ever feel like you're training for a marathon in solitude? I mean, forget running, I've mastered the art of dodging relationship talks like an Olympic sport.
Relationship Status: Ghosted
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I've been single so long I’ve started RSVPing to weddings with a plus zero. I bring my imaginary date—ghosts are great listeners, by the way.
Mismatched Expectations
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I’m so single, my idea of a hot date is matching socks in my laundry. Sparks might fly if I find a pair after all these years!
Romantic Delusions
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Being forever alone feels like rehearsing for a play where I’m the only cast member. And let's face it, my audience is pretty tough to impress—they've seen this show on repeat.
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