8 Jokes About Being A Rebel

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Updated on: Aug 17 2025

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I told my rebellious friend to stop making puns. He said, 'No pun intended.' Well played, rebel, well played!
I asked my rebellious computer why it always crashes. It replied, 'I just can't stand following the system – it's too mainstream!
I asked my rebellious GPS for directions. It replied, 'Turn left where the road less traveled is, and you'll find your destination!
I tried to be a rebel at the bakery, but they told me I couldn't break the bread without paying. I guess you could say it was a loaf or death situation!
I told my friend I'm a rebel at heart. He said, 'You mean you don't follow recipes when you cook?' Well, some rules are just meant to be broken, especially in the kitchen!
Why did the rebel refuse to play hide and seek? Because good rebels never hide – they always stand out!
Why did the rebel bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house, and he wanted to reach them first!
Why did the rebel bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw attention to himself!

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