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What did the bedcover say to the pillow? You make my dreams even softer!
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Why did the bedcover bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a bedspread!
Bedcovers: The Invisibility Cloak
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I swear, bedcovers have this magical power. The moment you try to find the edge to cover yourself, it disappears. It's like trying to find Waldo in a sea of stripes. I need bedcovers that come with a GPS tracker.
Bedcovers: The Relationship Counselor
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If you want to test the strength of your relationship, try sharing a bed with someone who's a bedcover hog. It's a crash course in patience and negotiation. Forget couples therapy; just get a bigger blanket.
Bedcovers Anonymous
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I'm thinking of starting a support group for people addicted to stealing bedcovers. Hi, my name is John, and I'm a bedcover kleptomaniac. We'll have a 12-step program, but step one is always admitting that you're the one stealing the covers.
Battle of the Bedcovers
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You ever find yourself in a heated debate with your partner over the bedcover? It's like a battlefield every night. It's not a bed, it's a war zone. We're negotiating treaties under the sheets, trying to establish a no-fly zone for elbows.
Bedcovers Anonymous Part 2
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My bedcovers are so sneaky; I've considered installing security cameras. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a secret society meeting under there while we're sleeping. I imagine them discussing tactics for the next great bedcover escape.
Bedcover Olympics
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I'm convinced that bedcovers are training us for the Olympics. You've got to be quick, strategic, and have the flexibility of a gymnast just to secure your territory. I'm expecting to see bedcover wrestling as a new sport in the next Games.
Bedcover Fortresses
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We need to build fortresses with drawbridges for our bedcovers. Imagine having a moat around your bed to protect your covers. The only way someone gets in is if they can answer the riddle of how to unfold a fitted sheet.
Bedcover Mismatch
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My bedcovers are like my life – they never match. I buy a set, and suddenly, one goes missing in the laundry. Now I have a fitted sheet from 2015, a comforter from 2018, and pillowcases that I think I borrowed from a hotel.
Bedcover Conspiracy
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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy in my house. Every morning, I wake up with the bedcovers in a different language. I didn't know I was bilingual in bed linen until now. Maybe they're plotting against me.
Bedcovers vs. Relationships
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They say relationships are about compromise, but have you ever tried compromising on the bedcovers? It's like negotiating peace in the Middle East. Someone always feels like they're getting the short end of the stick, or in this case, the short end of the bed.
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