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The Chef
Battling in the kitchen
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I tried to impress a date by cooking a fancy dinner. She said, "I like my steak well-done." I said, "Great, I'll microwave it for you." Needless to say, it was the last time I tried to cook for a vegan.
The Exterminator
Dealing with unruly pests
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I tried to hire an exterminator for my comedy club, but he insisted on checking for pests first. I told him, "The only pests we have here are the hecklers, and they're a lot harder to get rid of!
The Zookeeper
Managing wild animals
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The other day, a kangaroo tried to hop on stage during my set. I guess he wanted to be a stand-up comedian too. I told him, "Mate, you might have a pouch for your kid, but you need a punchline for the audience!
The Librarian
Managing noisy library patrons
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I tried telling a joke in the library once. The librarian wasn't impressed. She told me, "We only allow literary humor here." I said, "Well, this joke is about a book – it's a real page-turner!
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