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If a beached whale started a podcast, it would be called "Whale Woes." Each episode would be a deep dive into the struggles of being a majestic creature in a world full of sand and seagulls.
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You ever think about the existential crisis a beached whale must be going through? Like, "Did I choose the wrong current? Is this the universe telling me I should've gone south for the winter?
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You know you're having a bad day when even the GPS on your whale body is like, "Turn left into the beach." Siri, this is not the destination I had in mind!
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I wonder if beached whales ever look at dolphins and think, "Man, they've got the whole 'ocean navigation' thing figured out. I need to get myself a dolphin mentor.
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I bet if beached whales could talk, they'd be like, "Humans, please. It's not a beach day for me. I'm just here for a deep sea nap, and now I've got an audience.
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You ever notice how a beached whale is basically the ocean's way of saying, "Yeah, I've had enough of this diet, bring on the buffet!" It's like the sea's version of a cheat day.
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Beached whales are like the ocean's way of playing hide and seek but with a not-so-subtle hint. "I'm over here, guys! Not exactly blending in with the sand, am I?
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I saw a beached whale the other day, and I couldn't help but think, "That whale is living my Monday morning vibes." Just lying there, stranded on the shore, contemplating life choices.
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Beached whales are the ocean's way of saying, "You know, I was going to send you a postcard, but I thought this would be a more dramatic way to say 'Wish you were here.'
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