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Why did the bathtub get arrested? It was caught in a 'splash and run' incident!
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Why did the shampoo go to the bathtub? It wanted to make some lather memories!
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Why did the soap refuse to go into the bathtub? It didn't want to take a plunge!
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Why did the rubber duck refuse to share the bathtub? It didn't want to make waves!
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Why did the watermelon refuse to join the bath? It was afraid of getting too 'mushy'!
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What did one bathtub say to the other during an argument? 'Don't be so drain-brained!
Rubber Reality
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Rubber ducks were probably invented by parents to get kids excited about baths. And here we are, adults, buying them for nostalgia, only to discover they're just floating witnesses to our bad singing.
Soap Opera Moments
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Ever try picking up soap when it slips? You're suddenly in the middle of your own drama series: Days of Our Lives: The Search for the Slippery Bar.
Reflections in the Rub
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Looking at my reflection in the shiny faucet, I thought, This is the closest I've come to having a Hollywood glamour moment. Until I realized my bathroom mirror's fogged up, and I just look like a blurry mess with bubble hair.
Bubble Troubles
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Every time I add bubble bath, I feel like I'm in a romantic movie scene. But instead of candles and roses, it's just me, bubbles up to my chin, looking like a rejected character from a dishwashing commercial.
Drowning Dilemmas
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I tried taking a relaxing bath the other day. But you know you're having a rough week when even your rubber duck looks at you and says, Man, you need a lifeguard!
Bathing Battles
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You know you're an adult when you trade your toy boats for a plastic container to wash your delicates. Ah, the joys of growing up!
The Bathtub Blues
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You ever notice how bathtubs are like mini swimming pools for adults? Except instead of playing Marco Polo, you're playing Is this water too hot or am I about to turn into a lobster?
Splashy Shenanigans
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There's something oddly satisfying about making that perfect splash when you jump into the tub. Until you realize your bathroom floor now looks like a crime scene from a kiddie pool massacre.
Drain Debates
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Why is it that the moment you plug that bathtub drain, it suddenly becomes a race against time? It's like I'm competing in the Olympic sprint to beat the water from turning into a tidal wave.
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