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The Jealous Guitarist
When the guitarist feels threatened by the bassist stealing the spotlight.
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I told the guitarist, "Don't worry, the bassist won't steal your thunder." He replied, "Yeah, but he's definitely stealing my 'bass' thunder!
The Laid-back Bassist
When the bassist is too chill to care about the drama.
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I asked the bassist if he ever gets nervous on stage. He said, "Nervous? Nah, I just pretend I'm in my living room, playing air bass. The audience is just my imaginary friends.
The Frustrated Frontman
When the bassist thinks they're the secret leader of the band.
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I asked the bassist why he's always in the background. He said, "I'm not in the background; I'm just leading from behind. It's a bass thing.
The Overconfident Bassist
When the bassist believes they're the most crucial member of the band.
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I asked the bassist, "Why do you always walk around like you own the place?" He said, "Because I'm the foundation!" I replied, "Yeah, but the foundation is usually under the house, not strolling down the street!
The Confused Drummer
When the drummer can't figure out what the bassist is doing back there.
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The drummer tried to imitate the bassist by hitting the kick drum repeatedly. The bassist said, "Nice try, but it's not about quantity; it's about quality. You should stick to counting to four!
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