17 Jokes For Baskin Robbins

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Updated on: Jul 19 2024

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What's an ice cream's favorite movie genre? Anything with a good scoop of drama at Baskin-Robbins!
What do you call an ice cream cone with a college degree? A waffle scholar at Baskin-Robbins!
What do you call someone who steals ice cream? A sundae criminal!
What's an ice cream's favorite workout? The cone lift at Baskin-Robbins!
What did one scoop of ice cream say to the other? 'You make life sundae-fun!
What do you call a detective who loves ice cream? A Baskin-Robbin' Hood!
What do you call a Baskin-Robbins detective? Sherlock Cones!

Baskin Robbins

Ever been at Baskin Robbins behind that person who's sampling every flavor like they're judging an ice cream competition? I'm here thinking, Just pick one! This isn't an Olympic event for taste buds!

Baskin Robbins

You ever notice how going to Baskin Robbins is like navigating a minefield? You're standing there trying to choose from 31 flavors, and the cashier's staring at you like, Come on, buddy, time's ticking, we've got a line forming! I'm like, I didn't come here for a flavor, I came for a life-altering decision.

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Baskin Robbins is the only place where you'll find someone deeply contemplating life while holding a cone of rainbow sherbet. They're there, looking into the distance, thinking, Should I have gone for the rocky road instead?

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You ever get to Baskin Robbins and suddenly forget every flavor you've ever enjoyed in your life? It's like being put on the spot for an impromptu ice cream pop quiz. Uh, can I phone a friend or use a lifeline, please?

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You know you've hit peak adulthood when your idea of a wild night involves a Baskin Robbins run. Yeah, I'm about to throw down with a double scoop of mint chocolate chip. Living life on the edge!

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Baskin Robbins is the ultimate test of relationships. If you can survive picking just one flavor without an argument breaking out, you can handle anything together. Honey, I'm not saying your choice is wrong, but there are consequences to picking pistachio over chocolate.

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The toughest part about Baskin Robbins? Trying to look sophisticated while eating a melting ice cream cone. You're there, pinky up, trying to savor it, but in reality, it's a race against time before it turns into a sticky mess.

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I swear, Baskin Robbins has a secret code for their scoop sizes. Would you like a kiddie, regular, or an 'Are you sure you can finish that' size? Yeah, I'll take the latter and call it a challenge!

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You know you're at a hipster Baskin Robbins when they have artisanal ice cream flavors like Organic Kale Surprise or Vegan Avocado Swirl. I mean, come on, I just want a scoop of chocolate without a side of adventure!

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I once tried to play it cool at Baskin Robbins and ordered a single scoop. The server looked at me like I'd committed a crime. Just one? Are you okay, sir? Do you want to talk about it?

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