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What do you call a basketball player who loves to bake? A 'dough baller'!
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What do you call a basketball player who gets all the points? A 'scorecerer'!
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Why did the basketball go to therapy? It had too many issues with rebounds!
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Why did the grape stop playing basketball? It was getting into a jam with the juice!
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What's a basketball's favorite type of movie? Anything with a good 'rebound' story!
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What did one basketball say to the other during an argument? 'Let's keep it civil and bounce ideas off each other.
Online Shopping Woes
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Online shopping is like playing a dangerous game of How much stuff can I fit in the basket before my bank account starts crying? It's the only sport where my credit card does more cardio than I do.
Picnic Basket Picnics
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Picnics are a romantic notion until you realize ants are the ultimate party crashers. You spend hours packing a picturesque picnic basket, and within five minutes, it turns into a battlefield of tiny, determined creatures.
Grocery Store Madness
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Grocery shopping is a battlefield, and the basket is your weapon of choice. But somehow, by the time I reach the checkout, my basket has become a tragic tale of poor decisions. Frozen pizza, ice cream, and a bag of kale, because balance, right?
Laundry Basket Dilemmas
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Laundry baskets are like black holes. You throw in a pair of socks, and next thing you know, an entire civilization of missing socks has formed in there. It's the Bermuda Triangle of clothing – socks go in, but they never come out.
Basket Case
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You ever notice how life is like a basket? It looks all organized and put together, but the moment you put one wrong thing in there, it all falls apart. My life's basket has more holes than a spaghetti strainer. I've got dreams leaking out everywhere!
Trash Talk and Recycling Bins
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Trash-talking is an art form. I'm so good at it that my neighbors actually nominated me for the recycling bin championship. I can make separating plastics and paper sound like a WWE showdown. In the left corner, weighing in at one empty soda can...
Basketball vs. Grocery Shopping
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Grocery shopping is a lot like basketball. You dribble down the aisles, make strategic passes with the shopping cart, and hope you don't get called for a foul at the checkout counter. And just like in basketball, my three-pointer is throwing in that extra bag of chips at the last second.
Basketball Dreams
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I tried playing basketball once. The coach said, Just focus on the basket. Well, I focused so hard that the ball bounced off my face and straight into the other team's basket. I guess I'm a trailblazer in accidental sports strategies.
Gift Basket Misadventures
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Gift baskets are the unsung heroes of last-minute presents. It's like saying, I didn't know what you wanted, so here's a basket of assorted things. Merry Christmas! It's the thought that counts, right?
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