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Adulting is hard, folks. They never warned us about bills and taxes in school. I remember thinking, "Basically, I'll just grow up and have it all figured out." Yeah, right. Basically, I'm still waiting for that adulting manual. And the gym! People say, "Basically, you just need to stay consistent." Oh sure, it's basically lifting heavy things repeatedly until you question all your life choices. Basically, my muscles are on a permanent vacation.
So, basically, life is just a series of complicated and confusing events disguised as simplicity. Or maybe I'm basically overthinking it.
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You ever notice how people use the word "basically" when they're trying to simplify something complicated? Like, I was talking to my friend about quantum physics, and he goes, "It's basically like, particles doing some funky dance, man." Oh really? That's the basic version? I didn't realize electrons were breakdancing in my toaster. And then there's cooking shows. You're watching a chef prepare a gourmet meal, and they're like, "Now, it's basically just a matter of searing the meat and adding a few herbs." Oh sure, it's just that basic, right? I tried that at home, and my kitchen looked like a crime scene. Turns out, it's not so basic after all.
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Let's talk about relationships. You know it's going downhill when your partner starts a sentence with, "Basically, we need to talk." Oh no, not the "basically" talk! It's like they're about to simplify your entire relationship into a tweet-length breakup. "Basically, it's not you; it's me. Basically, I need more closet space." And dating apps! You read someone's profile, and it says, "Basically, I'm easygoing." Translation: "Basically, I'm about to throw a tantrum if you don't pick the right restaurant." Basically, we're in for a rollercoaster of emotions.
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You ever find yourself in a conversation where someone says, "Basically," and you know you're in for a wild ride of confusion? I had a friend try to explain cryptocurrency to me, and he starts with, "Basically, it's like digital money." Oh great, now I'm basically broke in the digital world too? And what about those instruction manuals that say, "Basically, just follow these steps." No, I can't basically follow these steps; I need a GPS and a Sherpa guide to figure out how to assemble this IKEA furniture. It's like, "Basically, you're on your own, good luck!
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