5 Jokes For Baseball Team

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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The Mascot Performer

When you're the team mascot, but the costume feels like a punishment.
The best part about being the mascot is the anonymity. I can do the Macarena in public, and no one will ever know it was me.

The Disappointed Parent

When your kid wants to join the baseball team, but you're secretly hoping for a more academic future.
I tried to get my kid interested in science instead of baseball. I told him, "In baseball, you might hit a home run. In science, you can discover a new element. Think about it, champ!

The Out-of-Shape Coach

When you're coaching a baseball team but haven't seen the inside of a gym in years.
I tried to demonstrate a slide to the players, and let's just say my sliding days are over. Now they call it the "coach shuffle.

The Overzealous Fan

When your obsession with the baseball team crosses the line.
My girlfriend accused me of loving the baseball team more than her. I said, "Honey, you've never hit a home run, but I've seen the team do it plenty of times!

The Snack Stand Vendor

When you run the snack stand at the baseball games but secretly root for extra innings.
The hardest part of my job is trying to convince people that cotton candy is a legitimate source of protein. It's practically a health food, right?

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