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Why was the banner a great detective? It always knew how to uncover the truth!
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Why did the banner apply for a job? It wanted to hang around for a while!
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Why was the banner a great musician? It knew how to hit the right notes!
Banner Hype
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I bought this fancy banner for my birthday party that said, Live Every Day Like It's Your Birthday! Now, I'm broke, and every day feels like the aftermath of a party—chaotic and filled with regrets.
Banner Envy
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I went to my friend's house and saw this massive banner that said, Home Sweet Home. I was so jealous; all I have is a welcome mat that says, Enter at Your Own Risk!
Banner Fail
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My neighbor has this huge banner that says, Dream Big. I think my dream is to buy a taller ladder to see over that thing.
Banner Reality Check
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You ever walk into someone's house, and they have a banner that says, Family is Everything? Yeah, I have one that says, Family is... mostly tolerable.
Banner Overload
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I walked into my friend's house, and there were banners everywhere—hanging from the walls, ceilings, even the fridge! I felt like I was in a parade that never ends.
Banner Dilemma
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They say to hang motivational banners in your workspace. So I did. Now, every time I look up from my coffee, it screams, You Should Be Working! Talk about mixed signals.
Banner Backfire
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I tried to surprise my spouse by hanging a romantic banner in the bedroom that said, Tonight's Forecast: 100% Chance of Romance. They walked in and said, Honey, the only thing getting forecasted tonight is sleep.
Banner Bragging Rights
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You know, people love putting those banners up in their homes that say things like Live, Laugh, Love. I tried it, but my banner just says, Nap, Snack, Repeat. It's more realistic!
Banner Ambitions
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I tried to make my own banner that said, Achieve Greatness. It turned out so poorly; it looks like I'm trying to achieve 'grate-ness.' Now I'm just hungry.
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