5 Jokes For Banana Split

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 16 2025

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The Banana at the Comedy Club

Trying to make people laugh as a banana
I told a joke about a banana and an orange. The punchline? They couldn't find common ground, but they made a great smoothie together!

The Banana in a Blender

The existential crisis of being blended
The other fruits in the blender call us bananas the "smooth talkers." Little do they know, we're just trying not to get crushed.

The Banana Scientist

Experimenting with bananas gone wrong
Attempting to make a square banana was a disaster. Now I have a bunch of rebellious bananas saying, "We won't be boxed in!

The Banana Split Connoisseur

The struggle to find the perfect banana split
Ever had a banana split so good it made you emotional? I told the chef, "Your dessert is tearing me apart, but in a delicious way!

The Banana Farmer

Dealing with unruly bananas
Being a banana farmer is like having a bunch of green children. You nurture them, and just when they start to turn yellow, they split.

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