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The Overly Enthusiastic Ballet Fan
Trying to impress the ballet dancers
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I wanted to show my support for the ballet community, so I started attending rehearsals. Now, every time they see me in the studio, they start practicing emergency exits. I just wanted to be their standing ovation!
The Ballet Costume Designer
Balancing artistic expression with practicality
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The dancers wanted costumes that allowed for flexibility and comfort. I told them they could have one or the other, not both. You want to do a split? Fine, but don't blame me when your costume decides it's a one-legged leotard now.
The Clumsy Ballet Student
Trying not to ruin the delicate dance routines
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My ballet teacher told me my leaps were like poetry in motion. I'm not sure if he meant a Shakespearean tragedy or a limerick, but either way, I'm leaving the poetry to the professionals.
The Skeptical Friend at a Ballet Show
Trying to appreciate ballet despite skepticism
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Ballet is like the highbrow version of interpretive dance. At least in interpretive dance, you can pretend you get it. In ballet, I just sat there, nodding and smiling like I was at a family reunion with people I'd never met.
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