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Men and their pockets, meet women and their bags. We have everything in there - it's like a survival kit for the apocalypse. Need a tissue? Lip balm? Snack? It's all in the bag. I'm basically a mobile convenience store.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is finding a forgotten 20-dollar bill in your bag. It's like winning the lottery, but with more crumpled receipts as confetti.
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You ever notice how your bag becomes a bottomless pit when you're searching for your phone? You're frantically patting it down like you're trying to put out a fire – "Where is it? I just had it! Did my bag eat it?
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You ever notice how your bag is like a black hole? You put a pen in there, and it's gone forever. Then, a week later, you find it hiding behind your sunglasses, plotting its escape.
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Ladies, can we talk about the mythical realm of bags? It's like Mary Poppins' bag – you reach in, and there's a laptop, a snack, a makeup kit, and possibly Narnia. But God forbid you try to find your keys in a hurry!
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Why is it that the smaller the bag, the bigger the struggle to find anything inside it? It's like playing a game of hide-and-seek with your own belongings. "Come out, come out, wherever you are, car keys!
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I love how bags have this magical ability to collect receipts. You go in for your wallet, and it's like, "Oh, here's a reminder of that questionable midnight snack you regretted immediately.
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Why do we buy bags with so many pockets? It's like the bag designer is playing a prank on us. "Congratulations, you now have 27 pockets to lose your keys in.
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Bags are the ultimate time capsules. Cleaning out your bag is like revisiting the past – "Oh, there's the lipstick I wore on that disastrous date. And there's the gum I've been avoiding since 2019.
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