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Why did the bae bring a camera to the date? To capture the picture-perfect moments together!
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Why did the bae sit on the clock during the date? They wanted to make time stand still!
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Why did the bae take a ruler to the date? To measure the intensity of our chemistry!
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Why did the bae take a compass to the date? To navigate the way to each other's hearts!
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Why did the bae become a musician? They wanted to compose a symphony of love!
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Why did the bae bring a map on the date? In case they got lost in each other's eyes!
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Why did the bae bring a ladder to the date? To take their relationship to the next level!
Bae-d Hair Day
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Ever had one of those days when you just can't get your hair right? Well, my bae has those days every day. I've become a self-taught stylist, mastering the art of pretending to know what I'm doing while wielding a hairbrush like a wizard's wand.
Bae-by Steps
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Relationships are all about compromise. My bae's compromise is convincing me that a quick shopping trip actually means spending hours deciding between two nearly identical shades of nail polish. Baby steps, right?
Bae Watch
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You know, they say relationships are like a rollercoaster. Well, mine's more like a reality show. I call it Bae Watch. Not because we're saving lives, but because I spend most of my time watching my bae eat snacks on the couch.
Bae-logic
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Bae-logic: where I'm fine means I'm fine, Whatever means I'm still mad, and Do whatever you want means If you do whatever you want, you'll need a bae-ckup plan.
Bae-rrito Problems
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My bae has this weird habit of wrapping themselves up in the bedsheets like a burrito. It's cute until you realize I'm stuck with the guacamole responsibilities. Let's just say, doing the laundry has become a salsa dance.
Bae-rricade
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My bae and I decided to build a fort out of blankets. It started as a cute idea until we realized that ordering food requires a negotiation summit, and getting out to use the bathroom turns into a full-scale bae-rricade dismantling operation.
Bae-noculars
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I recently bought a pair of bae-noculars. You know, for those moments when you want to get a closer look at your partner but don't want to admit you're creeping. It's like having a front-row seat to the quirkiest show in town.
Bae-conomics
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Bae-conomics: the study of how your bae can turn a perfectly organized closet into a chaotic masterpiece in under five minutes. It's like they have a PhD in rearranging things you didn't know needed rearranging.
Bae-sis of Trust
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Trust is the bae-sis of any relationship. So, naturally, my bae tests our trust by leaving their phone unlocked. Not because they're hiding anything, but because they know my curiosity is no match for their cat meme collection.
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