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The Kid with a Sheriff's Badge Toy
The struggle of not being taken seriously with a plastic badge.
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My kid tried to pull the sheriff card on me when I asked him to clean his room. He pointed to his plastic badge and said, "I'm in charge here." I guess I'm living in a miniature wild west with a messy sheriff.
The Forgetful Detective
Misplacing the badge and causing chaos.
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Misplacing my badge is a regular thing for me. I once accidentally left it in the restroom. The janitor found it and thought, "Finally, a promotion!" Now there's a mop with a badge patrolling somewhere.
The Overzealous Mall Cop
Trying to impress everyone with a tiny badge.
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Ever notice how mall cops walk around with their chests puffed out, badges gleaming? It's like they're on a mission to make us believe that the fate of the shopping world depends on that 2-inch piece of metal.
The Undercover Agent
Constantly having to prove that the badge is real.
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Went to a party with my undercover badge on, and someone thought I was a magician. They said, "Do a trick!" So, I pulled out my badge and said, "Ta-da! Now believe I'm not just here for the guacamole.
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