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You ever notice how some teachers have a secret language? They write comments on your papers like they're sending coded messages. "Good effort" actually means "Did you even read the textbook?" and "Interesting" translates to "You're completely off the mark, but I'll give you points for creativity.
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I had a teacher who claimed to have eyes in the back of their head. I tested it once, and let me tell you, they didn't see that coming. Maybe they were just confusing teaching with superhero auditions.
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Bad teachers are like ninjas – they sneak up on you when you least expect it. One moment you're daydreaming, the next you're being asked to solve an equation on the board. It's like they have a radar for unprepared students.
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I had a teacher who would give out detentions for the smallest things. Forgot to sharpen your pencil? Detention. Looked at the clock? Detention. Breathing too loudly? Detention. I swear, I must have spent more time in detention than in actual class.
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Have you ever noticed how some teachers have mastered the art of disappearing during a lesson? It's like magic – one moment they're there, and the next, poof! You're left alone with a textbook, wondering if they're off having coffee in the teacher's lounge or attending Hogwarts.
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You know you had a bad teacher when even Google can't explain what they were trying to teach. I once asked Google for help on a math problem, and it replied, "I'm sorry, I can't decode hieroglyphics.
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Teachers love to say, "There are no stupid questions." But let me tell you, ask them how much they get paid, and suddenly you're the class clown. It's like there's an unwritten rule that certain questions are off-limits – and salary inquiries are at the top of the list.
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Remember those teachers who would give you homework over the weekend and say, "It's just a little assignment"? Yeah, well, so is climbing Mount Everest – both involve a lot of tears and wondering why you agreed to this in the first place.
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I had a teacher who always insisted on speaking in riddles. If I had a nickel for every time I left class more confused than when I entered, I could probably afford a private tutor who speaks in plain English.
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