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You ever notice how they say an elephant never forgets? Well, apparently, they also never forget to be bad. I mean, what kind of mischief are these elephants getting into? Are they sneaking into the circus at night to practice their juggling skills?
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So, what do you call a misbehaving elephant? A trunk troublemaker! Imagine being the zookeeper trying to discipline that guy. "No, Mr. Elephant, we don't spray water on the visitors. Bad, bad elephant!
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They say an elephant never forgets, but I think we found the exception – the bad elephant forgot its manners. I saw one at the zoo the other day – instead of trumpeting, it was giving a full-on stand-up comedy routine. I guess it learned a thing or two from humans.
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You know you have a bad elephant when it starts playing hide and seek with the other animals. I saw one behind a tree, trying to camouflage itself. I guess it didn't get the memo that its ears kinda give it away.
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I read that there's a bad elephant that's been sneaking into art galleries. Apparently, it's a huge fan of abstract art. Now, I don't know about you, but if I saw an elephant critiquing a Picasso, I'd be questioning my life choices.
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So, I asked the zookeeper about the bad elephant situation. Turns out, it's been trying to break into the zoo's improv comedy club. I guess it wants to join in on the trunk wordplay. I mean, who can blame it? Everyone loves a good pun-dit!
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You know you've got a bad elephant when it starts hanging out with the wrong crowd at the watering hole. I overheard it talking to a group of rhinos about some questionable grass they found. I guess it's true what they say – bad company corrupts good elephants.
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I heard about a bad elephant the other day. Apparently, it stole a bunch of peanuts from a peanut vendor. Now I'm thinking, isn't that a bit cliche? I mean, if I were a bad elephant, I'd go for something more exotic, like almond croissants or avocado toast.
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I found out there's a bad elephant that's been moonlighting as a tour guide. Can you imagine getting travel tips from an elephant? "And to your left, you'll see a tree. And to your right, another tree. Welcome to the safari, folks!
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