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You ever have one of those days at work where you're convinced your computer is just trolling you? I swear, my laptop must have a secret agenda to make me question my sanity. It moves slower than a sloth on a Sunday when I'm in a rush, but suddenly it's running a marathon when I just want to grab a quick coffee!
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Had a bad day at work, and I decided to treat myself to a nice dinner. Went to a fancy restaurant and ordered the most complicated dish on the menu. The waiter looked at me and said, "Are you sure about this?" I replied, "Listen, I've survived today; I can conquer a plate of exotic cuisine!
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Surviving a bad day at work is like conquering a dragon; you need a strategy. So, I've developed the "Desk Hibernation" technique. Step one: Bury yourself under a pile of paperwork. Step two: Pretend to be invisible. It's foolproof, unless your boss is a detective.
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I had such a bad day at work the other day that I considered adding "surviving office politics" to my resume as a special skill. I mean, if dodging passive-aggressive emails and navigating the breakroom small talk isn't an art form, I don't know what is!
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Ever notice how the elevator in the office building becomes a therapy pod during a bad day? You step in, someone else joins, and suddenly it's a confessional booth on wheels. "Don't worry, I won't tell HR about your snack stash in the drawer.
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Is it just me, or does the office coffee machine have a sixth sense for when you're having a bad day? It waits until you're at your breaking point, then decides to play Russian roulette with the coffee-to-cream ratio. One day it's jet black, the next it's practically a latte.
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You ever had such a terrible day at work that you start considering other career options on your way home? I passed a bakery and thought, "Maybe I should become a professional cupcake taster. I hear they have less paperwork and more frosting.
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I had such a bad day at work that I started using my commute home as a cathartic scream session. People on the bus looked at me like I was crazy, but it's cheaper than therapy, and I don't have to make awkward small talk.
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I had such a bad day at the office that I seriously contemplated creating a PowerPoint presentation on "The Art of Napping at Work: A Comprehensive Guide." I figure if I can't escape the stress, I might as well embrace the napportunity!
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