5 Jokes For Backhoe

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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The Cat Owner

When your cat thinks the backhoe is the ultimate playground.
My cat thinks the backhoe is a spaceship for intergalactic adventures. I just wish it would take her to a galaxy far, far away and give me some peace and quiet.

The Standup Comedian

When you're struggling to make a backhoe sound funny on stage.
I told a backhoe joke, and the audience looked at me like I was speaking a different language. Apparently, "backhoe" isn't the punchline they were digging for.

The Annoyed Neighbor

When your neighbor decides to dig up their entire backyard with a backhoe.
I thought my neighbor was starting a construction business when they got a backhoe. Turns out, they just wanted a fancy way to pull out stubborn weeds.

The Archaeologist

When you're an archaeologist, but the only digging you do is in the garden.
My friends call me an archaeologist because I spend hours digging in the backyard. Little do they know, I'm just looking for that buried stash of snacks I hid from myself.

The Backhoe Operator

When your job involves digging, but your love life is in a hole.
Trying to impress a date, I told her I operate heavy machinery. She was expecting a muscular personal trainer, not a backhoe operator.

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