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Why did the backflip break up with the somersault? It just needed space to flip out on its own!
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Did you hear about the gymnast who became a baker? They make the best backflour creations!
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Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to the trampoline? To take their backflip to new heights! 🤸♂️
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Why did the acrobat bring a backpack to the show? In case they needed to flip out in style!
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I saw a cat do a backflip once. Now I'm convinced they have a purr-formance gene!
Upside-Down Dilemmas
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Ever notice how your life flashes before your eyes mid-backflip? I saw my breakfast, yesterday's mistakes, and a future chiropractor bill.
Gravity's Reality Check
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Every time I attempt a backflip, I’m reminded that gravity has no sense of humor. Unless you count watching me tumble as a comedy special.
Gravity's Prank
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You ever try doing a backflip and realize gravity’s just playing an elaborate game of Gotcha! with you? I mean, one second you're upright, the next, you're auditioning for a crash landing.
Sky's Not the Only Thing Falling
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They say the sky's falling? Nah, it's just me attempting a backflip. Again.
Aerial Acrobat or Flailing Fish?
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Thought I’d channel my inner circus performer with a backflip. The audience? Mostly concerned parents wondering if they needed to call an ambulance or an exorcist.
Unexpected Ground Studies
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After my attempt at a backflip, I've come to appreciate the ground. It's like, Hey, buddy, you're back. How was the five-second vacation in the air?
The Sky's Not the Limit
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Some say the sky's the limit. I say, with my backflip skills, the ground is my lifelong partner.
Ninja Fail
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I attempted a backflip once, thinking I'd look like a ninja. Ended up looking more like a penguin trying to take flight. Not cool, gravity, not cool.
Zero to Hero to Zero
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I once tried to impress someone with a backflip. Went from Wow, he's cool! to Wow, where's the nearest first aid kit? in record time.
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