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I challenged Axl Rose to a game of chess. He said, 'Checkmate? Nah, I prefer 'Checkmate City'!
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Why did Axl Rose become a chef? Because he wanted to 'whip up' some 'Appetite for Destruction' in the kitchen!
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Why did Axl Rose start a gardening club? Because he wanted to learn how to grow some 'Sweet Child o' Vines'!
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What's Axl Rose's favorite kind of puzzle? A jigsaw, because he loves putting 'Pieces of Eight' together!
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Why did Axl Rose open a seafood restaurant? Because he wanted to serve 'Welcome to the Ocean' platters!
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I asked Axl Rose for a bedtime story, and he said, 'Once upon a time, there was a 'Sweet Child o' Dream'!
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Why did Axl Rose become a gardener? Because he wanted to show that 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn... and its tulips!
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What does Axl Rose do when he's locked out? He goes 'knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door'!
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What did Axl Rose say when he spilled his coffee? 'Welcome to the cafe, we got steam and brews!
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Axl tried to fix my computer, and now it's worse than ever. I asked him what happened, and he said, 'I thought the axl-key was the one to success.' Well, my computer's in the axl-ergency room now!
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Axl and I went hiking, and he told me, 'I love the great outdoors.' I said, 'Yeah, Axl, but we're in a city park.' He replied, 'Exactly, the concrete jungle is my natural habitat!'
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Axl claims he has a green thumb. I saw his garden, and I said, 'Axl, those plants look like they need axl-arming. Are you sure it's not a botanical crime scene?'
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I invited Axl to a dance party, and he said, 'I've got two left feet.' I said, 'That's okay, Axl, just follow the rhythm.' Now he's got two left feet and no rhythm – the axl-travaganza of dance disasters!
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I asked Axl for fashion advice, and he said, 'Dress for success.' So, now I'm wearing an axl-tie every day. It's just a regular tie, but with more rock and roll!
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I tried to impress Axl with my cooking skills, but he said, 'Your spaghetti is so dry, it's like you're allergic to axl-sauce!' Well, Axl, I'm just avoiding the slippery slope of saucy situations!
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Axl must be a mathematician because every time I ask for directions, he gives me the 'axl-gebra' version. I'm lost in the 'axl-abyss' of confusion!
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Axl, the only thing axl-erating around here is my metabolism on Thanksgiving! I'm like, 'Come on Axl, catch up!'
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Axl joined a meditation class, but he's so zen that he doesn't 'axl-splain' it to anyone. I asked him, 'What's your secret?' He whispered, 'It's a silent meditation.' Well, no wonder I never heard about it!
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