6 Jokes For Average Speed

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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I asked my friend what his average speed was while running. He said 'I don't know, but it's the speed at which I pass by the gym.
Why don't scientists trust atoms at high speeds? They're worried they'll lose their element of control!
I'm so good at procrastinating; I can delay things at the speed of light!
I applied for a job testing the speed of roller coasters. They said I didn't have enough experience, but I told them I'm great at taking things fast!
Why don't speedsters make good comedians? Because their jokes go too fast for anyone to catch!
I tried to teach my dog the concept of speed. Now every time we go for a walk, he's in full 'paw-dal' mode!

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