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You ever notice how the Avengers are like the ultimate group project? There's always that one superhero who does all the work, and the rest are just there for the extra credit. I bet Captain America was the guy making the PowerPoint slides while Thor was just smashing things with his hammer.
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The Avengers have better teamwork than most marriages. I mean, they've been through thick and thin, faced alien invasions and world-ending threats, and they still find time to crack a joke in the middle of a battle. That's relationship goals right there.
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If the Avengers had to use public transportation, I can totally imagine them arguing over who gets the priority seat. Thor would claim it because he's a god, and Hawkeye would argue that having perfect aim qualifies as a disability.
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You know you're getting old when you watch the Avengers and start thinking, "Man, I hope they have good health insurance. Saving the world must come with a lot of medical bills." I bet even superheroes have to deal with insurance paperwork.
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The Avengers have the best job security. I mean, no one ever gets fired from the team. You could be the guy who accidentally destroyed half the city, and they'll just give you a stern talking to and send you back out to save the world.
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The Avengers are like the ultimate support group for people with unresolved daddy issues. I mean, Thor has issues with Odin, Iron Man has Howard Stark drama, and even Black Widow probably has some unresolved feelings about her KGB training. They should just hire a therapist as their official team counselor.
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I was thinking, if the Avengers were an office team, Black Widow would be the HR person. She's got all the confidential information, knows everyone's secrets, and can probably blackmail you into attending those team-building exercises.
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You ever notice how the Avengers never deal with mundane problems? Like, I want to see them try to assemble a piece of IKEA furniture together. Thor would be using his hammer as a wrench, and Iron Man would just fly away because he couldn't figure out step one.
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I bet being Tony Stark's personal assistant is like having the most high-tech job ever. "Jarvis, schedule my meetings. Jarvis, order me a coffee. Jarvis, defeat the evil villain while I take a nap." I need a Jarvis in my life.
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Watching the Avengers assemble is like trying to plan a group outing with your friends. Iron Man is the organized friend who sends calendar invites, Hulk is the one who's always fashionably late because he couldn't decide on his outfit, and Hawkeye is the guy who accidentally ends up at the wrong venue.
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