6 Auctioneer A Charity Auction Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 19 2025

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I bid on a mirror at the charity auction. Now I have a reflection on my spending habits!
At the charity auction, I bid on a ship in a bottle. They said it sailed way over my budget!
At the auction, I bid on a telescope. I guess you could say my interest was sky-high!
I went to a charity auction and bid on a spa day. I won, but now I'm just stressed about finding the time to relax!
At the charity auction, I bid on a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What did the auctioneer say when the bidding got wild? 'Hold on to your paddles, folks, we're in for a bid-ride!

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