8 Jokes For Au Jus

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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I told my friend I can make a sandwich disappear. He said, 'Prove it!' Now he's searching for au jus-t the right words.
Why did the sandwich go to school? To become a smart sub, of au jus-tice!
Au jus is like a good friend – always there to lend a helping dip!
My resolution for the new year is to be more like au jus – versatile, always adding flavor, and never getting into beefs!
I tried to write a book about au jus, but it was too saucy for the shelves!
What do you call a sad sandwich? Depressed beef au jus!
Why did the bread bring a friend to the dinner party? It wanted to have a roll with au jus-t the right company!
I asked the waiter for some au jus, and he said, 'Sorry, we only have soy sauce.' I replied, 'Soy sorry!

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