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Supermarket Crush
Navigating the aisles of the supermarket while being attracted to someone and pretending to shop for groceries.
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I accidentally bumped into my crush at the supermarket, and all my groceries fell. Now, not only did I have to pick up my dignity, but I also had to decide if it was worth salvaging the crushed bag of kale or just pretending I came to the store for ice cream.
Dating Apps
The struggle of being attracted to someone's profile picture but not their personality.
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Dating apps are like a box of chocolates. You open it, and there's a whole range of flavors from "charming and witty" to "has a pet lizard named Steve." And I'm just sitting here wondering if I'm allergic to Steve.
Neighbor's Pet
Trying to be friendly with the neighbor while secretly being attracted to their pet.
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I waved at my neighbor, and they thought I was saying hi to them. Little did they know, I was actually trying to get the attention of their pet parrot, who can probably tell me more interesting stories than my neighbor ever could.
Gym Crush
Trying to focus on working out while being attracted to someone at the gym.
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I asked my gym crush for some workout tips, and they said, "Do you know how to use that machine?" I said, "Of course, I just wanted to see if you did." Now I'm banned from the elliptical.
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