7 Jokes For Arnold Palmer

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Updated on: Jul 24 2024

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I asked Arnold Palmer if he was good at math. He said, 'I'm great at brewing tea and lemonade, that's the only math I need – half and half!
I tried to challenge Arnold Palmer to a golf match, but he declined. He said, 'I prefer my matches half and half – tea and lemonade!
What did Arnold Palmer say to the golf ball? 'You're in my sweet spot – right between the tea and lemonade!
How does Arnold Palmer make decisions? He lets fate decide – he flips a coin, half heads, half tails!
Arnold Palmer started a fitness routine. His secret? Lifting half-tea, half-lemonade jugs – the Arnold workout!
Arnold Palmer's philosophy on life? Take it one sip at a time – half tea, half lemonade!
I asked Arnold Palmer if he ever gets stressed. He said, 'No, I just take a sip of my drink – it's the ultimate stress-tea-ver!

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