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Arguments are like laundry. You start with a small pile, but if you don't handle them regularly, they just keep piling up until you're buried under a mountain of unresolved issues. Time to break out the emotional fabric softener!
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Arguing with someone is like sending a risky text. You press send, and then the next few minutes feel like waiting for a response from the universe. Will it be a thumbs up or a thumbs down? The suspense is killing me!
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Arguments are like coffee. Some people can't function without them in the morning, while others prefer a peaceful cup of tea to start their day. Me? I'm just over here trying not to spill my emotions all over the table.
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Have you ever noticed that arguments with your significant other are like GPS devices? You can be completely sure you're going in the right direction, and suddenly, it recalculates, and you find yourself lost in the middle of nowhere.
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Arguments are like smartphones. They always seem to start heating up at the worst possible moment, and you end up frantically searching for a way to cool things down before it explodes.
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Arguing with my phone's autocorrect is like arguing with a stubborn friend who insists on having the last word. No matter how many times I tell it I meant "ducking," it just won't listen.
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I've realized that arguing with my pets is a lot like arguing with my toddler. They both give you that blank stare, as if to say, "I have no idea what you're saying, but if it stops you from talking, I'm all for it.
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You ever notice how arguments with your parents are like reruns on TV? You've seen them a hundred times, but somehow they manage to surprise you with a plot twist every now and then.
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Have you ever noticed that arguments have a weird time warp effect? You start arguing about something small, and suddenly it's three hours later, and you're passionately discussing the geopolitical situation in Antarctica.
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