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Archaeologists must be the best secret keepers. I mean, they've been keeping the world's oldest secrets for centuries. If they worked in my office, they'd probably find where I hide my snacks.
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If archaeologists had their own version of Tinder, it would probably be called "Carbon Date." Swipe right if you're into ancient artifacts and long walks through historical ruins.
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You know you're an archaeologist when you get excited about finding an ancient scroll but quickly realize it's just the instruction manual for your new microwave. Well, it's still a relic in its own right.
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Archaeologists are like time-traveling detectives, and here I am struggling to find my car keys every morning. Maybe I should hire one to unearth the mysteries of my messy life.
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Archaeologists are essentially history's dumpster divers. Imagine excavating ancient ruins, and you find an ancient shopping list – "1 mammoth milk, 2 sabertooth steaks, 3 rocks for the fire pit." Grocery shopping hasn't changed much.
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Archaeologists are like the real-life Indiana Jones, but instead of facing snakes and Nazis, they battle paperwork and bureaucracy. "Archaeologist Jones and the Permits of Doom.
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You know you're a dedicated archaeologist when you start using a toothbrush on your kitchen floor, hoping to find traces of a forgotten civilization... or just the remote you lost last night.
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Archaeologists are the only people who get excited about finding something old and rusty. I mean, if I find an old fork in my kitchen drawer, I'm just concerned about my dishwashing skills.
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Archaeologists must be the only people who can genuinely say, "I'm digging my job." Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying not to bury ourselves in paperwork.
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