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Why did the bicycle fall over on April Fools' Day? Because it was two-tired!
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Why did the tomato turn red on April Fools' Day? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the broom take a selfie on April Fools' Day? It wanted to sweep the internet with laughter!
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Why did the calendar refuse to go to the April Fools' Day party? It heard it was a date that always gets pranked!
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Why did the computer go to therapy on April Fools' Day? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on April Fools' Day? In case he got a hole in one!
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What did the hat say to the tie on April Fools' Day? 'You hang around; I'll go on ahead!
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I tried playing an April Fools joke on my cat. I replaced his catnip with oregano. He just stared at me like, 'Dude, I may be fuzzy, but I'm not an idiot. Where's the good stuff?'
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I decided to embrace the spirit of April Fools and tell my boss I won the lottery and wouldn't be coming into work anymore. He just laughed and said, 'Good one!' Jokes on him; I'm still waiting for the prank police to show up.
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April Fools is the only day I question everything I see on the internet. I saw a headline that said, 'Scientists discover a new species of flying penguins.' I thought, 'Wow, either evolution has a sense of humor or someone spiked my coffee.'
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April Fools Day: The one day of the year when being paranoid and questioning everything is not just acceptable, it's encouraged. I mean, last year my friend told me I won the lottery. Spent the whole day planning my new mansion, turns out he just photoshopped a fake ticket. I've never high-fived and facepalmed so close together.
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April Fools Day is like a day-long trust exercise. My roommate handed me a cup of coffee, and I was like, 'Is this really coffee or did you just mix espresso with regret?' You never know!
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April Fools is a day when my friends turn into comedy geniuses, or at least they think they do. One of them handed me a 'self-burning' birthday card. It's not a prank; it's a fire hazard!
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April Fools is the one day when your friends turn into secret agents of chaos. Last year, my buddy swapped the cream in my Oreo cookies with toothpaste. Minty fresh, they said. I called it dental sabotage.
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On April Fools Day, I changed all the clocks in my house to different times. My wife walked in, confused as ever, and said, 'Are we in a time warp or did you just forget how to set clocks?' Well, honey, it's called 'experimental timekeeping.'
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April Fools Day is the one day when you're allowed to be suspicious of everyone and everything. My neighbor said he saw a UFO in our backyard. I went out, and it was just a raccoon with a glow stick. Close enough, right?
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You know, April Fools Day is the only day when you question every message, every call, every interaction. I got a call from my grandma saying she joined a biker gang. I thought, 'Well, Nana, I didn't see that one coming, but it explains the leather jacket she sent me for Christmas.'
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