18 Jokes For Applebees

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Updated on: May 23 2025

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Why did the apple break up with the banana at Applebee's? It found someone 'berry' special!
What's an apple's favorite dance at Applebee's? The salsa – it's a real core-shaker!
Why did the apple bring a ladder to Applebee's? It wanted to reach new heights on the menu!
Why did the apple go to Applebee's? It wanted to get into a jam-packed evening!
What do you call a group of apples playing music at Applebee's? A fruit symphony!
What do you get when you mix an apple and a bee? A honeycrisp!
What did the apple say to the bee at Applebee's? 'You're the bee's knees, honey!
What did the apple say to the waiter at Applebee's? 'You're the core of my dining experience!
I tried to impress my date at Applebee's by ordering a 'fancy' dish. Turns out, the fanciest thing on the menu was the laminated paper it was printed on.
Applebee's is like a culinary choose-your-own-adventure book, where every option leads to regret.
I told the waiter at Applebee's that my steak was a bit tough. He said, 'Well, it had a tough life before it got here.'
I tried to rate Applebee's on a food app, but the app sent me an error message that said, 'Sorry, we can't handle fiction.'
I went to Applebee's the other day and asked the waiter for a recommendation. He said, 'Leave.'
I asked the waiter at Applebee's if they had any vegetarian options. He pointed to the salad and said, 'We call that the last resort.'
I took a friend to Applebee's for their birthday. They blew out the candles on their dessert, and suddenly the fire alarm went off. That's one way to spice up a bland meal.
Applebee's, the only place where the menu has more pages than the book I've been pretending to read for the past month.
You know you're at Applebee's when your waiter looks at you and says, 'Good luck' before taking your order.
At Applebee's, the chef's specialty is making you question your life choices with each bite.

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