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Why did the apple break up with the banana at Applebee's? It found someone 'berry' special!
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What's an apple's favorite dance at Applebee's? The salsa – it's a real core-shaker!
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Why did the apple bring a ladder to Applebee's? It wanted to reach new heights on the menu!
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Why did the apple go to Applebee's? It wanted to get into a jam-packed evening!
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What do you call a group of apples playing music at Applebee's? A fruit symphony!
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What did the apple say to the bee at Applebee's? 'You're the bee's knees, honey!
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What did the apple say to the waiter at Applebee's? 'You're the core of my dining experience!
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I tried to impress my date at Applebee's by ordering a 'fancy' dish. Turns out, the fanciest thing on the menu was the laminated paper it was printed on.
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Applebee's is like a culinary choose-your-own-adventure book, where every option leads to regret.
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I told the waiter at Applebee's that my steak was a bit tough. He said, 'Well, it had a tough life before it got here.'
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I tried to rate Applebee's on a food app, but the app sent me an error message that said, 'Sorry, we can't handle fiction.'
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I went to Applebee's the other day and asked the waiter for a recommendation. He said, 'Leave.'
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I asked the waiter at Applebee's if they had any vegetarian options. He pointed to the salad and said, 'We call that the last resort.'
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I took a friend to Applebee's for their birthday. They blew out the candles on their dessert, and suddenly the fire alarm went off. That's one way to spice up a bland meal.
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Applebee's, the only place where the menu has more pages than the book I've been pretending to read for the past month.
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You know you're at Applebee's when your waiter looks at you and says, 'Good luck' before taking your order.
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