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Why did the Apollo 11 astronaut bring a mirror to the moon? To show the moon its other side!
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What did Buzz Aldrin say when he opened a bakery on the moon? Houston, we have a doughnut!
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Why did the astronaut become a gardener after Apollo 11? He wanted to plant his feet on solid ground!
Apollo 11: The ultimate 'I swear, it's not you, it's me!' moment for Earth.
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Apollo 11 was like Earth's favorite breakup. We were all standing there like, It's not you, Moon, it's us. We need space. Literally.
Apollo 11: The 'I bet I can jump higher' challenge taken to the extreme.
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The moon landing was basically Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong showing off their high jump skills, right? It’s like they went up there and thought, You know what this needs? Some anti-gravity slam dunk action!
Apollo 11: Making everyone’s 'What did you do this summer?' story seem boring.
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You’d think your summer vacation was cool until someone asks Neil Armstrong, So, what did you do this summer? Oh, nothing much, just walked on the moon, you know, the usual.
Apollo 11: Proving that parallel parking a spaceship isn’t that hard.
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I mean, those astronauts parallel parked a spacecraft on the moon, right? Imagine the moon as that tight parking spot downtown and the lunar module as your car. Now, that's skill!
Apollo 11: Where the fuel cost more than a house in California.
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They say 'shoot for the stars,' but they never mentioned how expensive that fuel would be! Apollo 11’s budget could buy you a couple of countries today. I guess it’s no surprise that a trip to the moon costs an arm and a leg… or a rocket and a spacecraft.
Apollo 11: The original 'I told you we'd get there before GPS!'
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You know, back then, Apollo 11 had to navigate the vastness of space with less technology than what’s in your average fridge. Can you imagine Neil Armstrong arguing with Buzz Aldrin about stopping for directions on the moon? I swear, we should've taken a left at that crater!
Apollo 11: The first 'been there, done that, got the space suit' club.
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Apollo 11 astronauts were the original influencers of space exploration. Can’t you just imagine them coming back to Earth and being like, Yeah, we went to the moon. No biggie. Oh, these old things? Just moon dust on our suits.
Apollo 11: Where 'Houston, we have a problem' became the original 'Uh-oh, we're live!' moment.
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Can you imagine the pressure of live broadcasting from the moon? Uh, Mom, I hope you’re watching this. Yeah, that’s me, waving from the moon. Casual Monday, you know?
Apollo 11: Proof that duct tape can fix anything, even in space.
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You realize those astronauts had to fix the spaceship with duct tape? I mean, forget fixing a leaky faucet—try fixing a spaceship hurtling through space! NASA's secret? Duct tape. Lots of duct tape.
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