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The Anthem Singer
When the singer forgets the lyrics or hits a high note that only dogs can appreciate.
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I love how anthem singers always act like they're on a roller coaster of patriotism. "And here's the loop-de-loop for freedom!
The Patriotically Challenged
When people in the audience don't know the lyrics, so they mumble through the anthem.
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I saw a guy at the game who was so lost during the anthem, he just started humming the tune, hoping nobody would notice. Dude, this isn't a karaoke challenge; it's a national obligation.
The Anthem Conspiracy Theorist
When someone in the crowd believes there's a hidden meaning or conspiracy behind the national anthem.
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Someone actually asked me if the national anthem is written in code. I said, "Yeah, it's a secret recipe for freedom fries and liberty shakes.
The Confused Foreigner
When someone from another country attends the game and has no idea what's happening during the anthem.
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When you see someone from another country at a game, and they're mouthing the anthem with sheer determination but getting every word wrong, you can't help but think, "Well, A for effort.
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