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The Forgetful Spouse Answering Relationship Questions
Trying to recall important dates and details
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Wife: "Can you recall where we first met?" Husband: "Somewhere with good lighting, I'm sure. I distinctly remember thinking, 'Wow, she looks great in this ambiance.'
The Perplexed IT Guy Answering User Queries
Trying to decipher the vague problem descriptions
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User: "My computer is slow." IT Guy: "Slow doing what?" User: "Everything." IT Guy: "Ah, the Olympic champion of computer issues. We're going for the gold in the 'Everything is Slow' category.
The Overeager Student at a Lecture
Trying to impress the professor with every answer
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I've never seen someone answer so many questions with so much confidence and so little accuracy. It's like he's playing "Guess the Answer" and hoping one of them sticks. Buddy, it's not multiple choice, it's multiple guesses.
The Food Critic Trying to Answer a Simple Question
Overanalyzing every aspect of a meal
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How's the dessert?" they inquire. "The chocolate is flirting shamelessly with the vanilla, the strawberries are blushing in their syrupy embrace, and the whole plate is a love story that ends in a sweet, sweet finale.
The Unimpressed Teenager Responding to Parents
Too cool for parental conversations
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When they say, "You should aim for straight A's," I'm like, "A for effort, right? But seriously, who needs algebra in real life? I'm still waiting for the day someone asks me to find 'x' at the grocery store.
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