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What did the doctor say to the ankle that needed surgery? 'You're in for a joint operation!
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My ankle and I are in a band. We're called 'The Joint Ventures' – our music really strikes a chord!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a slipped disk in its ankle-biter!
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Ankles are the divas of the leg world. They demand attention but never get it. I mean, have you ever seen an ankle model? No, because they're always overshadowed by the supermodels – the knees and thighs. It's time for ankle representation in the fashion world. 'Thigh-high boots'? How about 'Ankle-high boots' for a change!
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Ankles must be the comedians of the body. I mean, they're always cracking jokes. Every time I take a step, it's like my ankles are telling knock-knock jokes to each other. 'Knock, knock.' 'Who's there?' 'Ouch.' 'Ouch who?' 'Ouch, my ankle hurts!' It's a stand-up routine with every step.
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You know you're getting old when you have to start making those weird noises just to stand up. I was trying to get off the couch the other day, and it sounded like a Rice Krispies commercial – snap, crackle, and pop. My ankles were like, 'Dude, are we walking or trying to start a campfire?'
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Ankles are the ultimate multitaskers. They not only keep us standing but also work as the body's shock absorbers. It's like they have a side gig as the suspension system of a car. 'What do you do?' 'Oh, I just support the entire weight of a human and absorb shock, no big deal.' Ankles should get an employee of the month award – every month!
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I tried to impress someone by showing off my ankle flexibility. You know, like those yoga gurus who can wrap their legs around their heads? Well, let's just say I ended up needing a chiropractor more than a date. Note to self: Ankles aren't meant to be pretzels!
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I've never understood people who have ankle tattoos. That's like getting a billboard in the middle of the desert. Who's really paying attention? 'Hey, check out my ankle tattoo!' 'Oh, is that a butterfly? I thought it was a piece of lint stuck to your sock.'
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I sprained my ankle and went to the doctor. He told me to stay off my feet for a week. I was like, 'Doc, have you seen my to-do list? It's not called a sit-down list for a reason!' It turns out ankles and productivity don't mix well. Who knew?
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I twisted my ankle the other day, and let me tell you, the drama! You'd think I'd just survived a zombie apocalypse the way people reacted. I hobbled into the office, and suddenly everyone became Florence Nightingale. 'Do you need anything?' 'Can I get you some ice?' I felt like a wounded war hero. I just twisted my ankle, folks, not stormed the beaches of Normandy!
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You ever notice that ankles are like the rebels of the body? They're constantly trying to break free from the sock and shoe oppression. 'Let me breathe, man!' It's like they're in a constant quest for ankle freedom. Maybe we should start an ankle liberation movement. #FreeTheAnkles!
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Ankles are like the forgotten body part. They're like the appendix of our legs. I mean, who's ever had an exciting ankle story? 'Oh, you won't believe what my ankle did yesterday!' No one cares! They're like the unsung heroes of our bodies, quietly supporting us while we focus on the glamorous parts like our abs or biceps.
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