5 Anchoring Script In English Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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The Barista

Customer orders with an absurdly complicated coffee request
Someone requested a coffee so strong it could wake the dead. I suggested they try an energy drink instead. I'm a barista, not a necromancer.

The Job Interviewer

Dealing with unconventional job applicants
Someone submitted a résumé written entirely in emojis. I was tempted to hire them just to decipher it, but we need clear communication, not hieroglyphics.

The Overwhelmed Parent

Trying to maintain sanity while raising multiple kids
My youngest asked me if clouds taste like cotton candy. I said, "Sure, go ahead and try one." Now I'm banned from science-themed bedtime stories.

The Tech Support Agent

Dealing with customers who think turning it off and on again is rocket science
Explaining to someone that deleting their browser history won't make their computer run faster. It's like trying to teach a dog to juggle – futile and slightly absurd.

The Fitness Instructor

Dealing with clients who are more interested in the gym's snack bar than the workout
Someone insisted on wearing full makeup to the gym. I suggested they try a runway instead; we're here to sweat, not audition for a fashion show.

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