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What did the American Indian say to his friend who started a band? 'I hope it's a tribe and true success!
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What did the American Indian say to the bison? 'You're beefing up my day!
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Why did the American Indian always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw his weapon!
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Why did the American Indian chef start a restaurant? Because he wanted to create some reservations!
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What did the American Indian say to the clumsy cowboy? 'You need to be more arrow-dynamic!
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Why did the American Indian bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the American Indian become a gardener? He had a natural talent for planting corn!
Spirit Animals Anonymous
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I went to a therapy session for people trying to discover their spirit animals. Turns out mine is a sloth. I asked an American Indian friend for advice, and he said, That's not your spirit animal; that's just your lazy side.
Trail Mix-up
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You ever notice how trail mix is like a metaphor for American history? It's got the nuts, the fruits, and the chocolate, just like our founding fathers, the diverse American Indian tribes, and... well, the chocolate is just there to sweeten the deal.
Totem Pole Etiquette
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I met an American Indian friend who invited me to his house. He said, Just remember, it's polite to compliment the totem pole in the living room. I didn't know what to say, so I just told it, You're looking very... tall today.
Reservation Reservations
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I tried making a reservation at an American Indian restaurant, but they said they were fully booked. I guess I should've seen that coming – they did teach us the art of reservations, after all.
Wigwam Workout
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I tried taking up traditional American Indian exercise routines. You know, jogging around a wigwam and practicing arrow shooting. Turns out, the only arrows I'm good at shooting are from my TV remote to find a better workout show.
Powwow Power Nap
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I attended a powwow recently. It was so mesmerizing that halfway through, I found myself in a deep powwow power nap. I woke up surrounded by dancing and thought, I guess my spirit animal is a snoozing sloth after all.
Dreamcatcher Nightmares
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I bought a dreamcatcher to stop having nightmares, but all it caught was my credit card information. Turns out, it was made in China, not by some mystical American Indian dreamweaver.
Reservation Roulette
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I visited an American Indian casino and tried playing reservation roulette. The only thing I won was a lifetime supply of dreamcatchers. Now, every time I spin the wheel, I just hope it catches my dreams of winning big someday.
Teepee Time Machine
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I was watching a documentary about American Indian history, and they said they lived in harmony with nature. I can't even live in harmony with my Wi-Fi router. Maybe I need a teepee time machine to get back to simpler times.
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