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The way "American Dad" portrays the Smith family dinner is hilarious. Everyone's sitting around the table, and it's all so normal. Meanwhile, at my family dinners, we're arguing about who stole the last slice of pizza. It's like a culinary crime scene.
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In "American Dad," Steve is this awkward teenager trying to navigate high school. Meanwhile, my awkward teenage years were spent trying to master the art of not tripping over my own shoelaces. Steve's got it easy.
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American Dad" makes me question my life choices. I mean, Stan has this job at the CIA, and I'm over here stressing about choosing the right filter for my Instagram post. If only choosing a filter could save the world.
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The Smith family in "American Dad" has a pet alien and a fish with a German guy's brain. My pet experience is limited to a dog who thinks my shoes are snacks. I clearly need to step up my pet game.
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You ever notice how in "American Dad," Stan Smith is constantly wearing that suit? I mean, the guy sleeps in it, goes to the grocery store in it, probably even swims in it. I can't even commit to wearing the same socks two days in a row.
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You ever notice how Stan Smith is always trying to be the ultimate patriot? Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to remember the words to the national anthem. I think I've been singing "bacon and eggs" instead of "land of the free" for years.
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I love how in "American Dad," Roger, the alien, has this multitude of disguises. Meanwhile, I struggle to pull off a convincing excuse for being late to work. "Traffic was really bad" doesn't have the same flair as dressing up as a French mime.
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In "American Dad," they have this quirky alien living in their attic. If I had an alien roommate, I'd be asking for intergalactic travel tips and stock market advice. But no, all I get is a cat that knocks things off the shelf.
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American Dad" has this running gag with a hot tub time machine. Meanwhile, my attempts at time travel involve staring at old photos and wondering where it all went wrong. Spoiler alert: it was probably that questionable haircut in middle school.
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