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The AMC Conspiracy Theorist
Believing there's a hidden agenda behind every movie choice at AMC.
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The popcorn sizes at AMC are a government conspiracy. Small is too small, medium is too much, and large is a challenge. I swear, they're testing our commitment to snack-sized socialism.
The Movie Buff
When you're an AMC A-Lister, but your social life is a D-Lister.
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You know you're addicted to AMC when the only marathon you're training for is a back-to-back feature of Lord of the Rings extended editions.
The Thrifty Viewer
Trying to save money at AMC without looking like a total cheapskate.
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I tried sneaking in snacks once. The guy at the door said, "Sir, you can't bring that in here." I replied, "Oh, sorry, I didn't realize my appetite wasn't welcome.
The Spoiler Alert Guy
Trying not to ruin movies for everyone else, especially at AMC.
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My friend asked if I wanted to watch a movie. I said, "Sure, but I need to know who dies first, so I can emotionally prepare." She hasn't invited me to the movies since.
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