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My grandma has Alzheimer's, and she's become the ultimate hide-and-seek champion. We'll be looking for her for hours, only to find her in the pantry, convinced she's on a tropical vacation. I need whatever map she's using.
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You know you're in trouble when you have to label your toothbrush, not for hygiene purposes, but to remind yourself it's not a microphone. Alzheimer's turns your bathroom into an accidental stand-up comedy stage.
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Ever walk into a room and wonder why you're there? Welcome to adulthood. But Alzheimer's takes it to the next level. It's not just "Why am I here?" but "What is 'here' anyway?
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Have you ever tried playing "Guess the Movie" with someone who has Alzheimer's? It's like having a film buff friend who only watches the same movie every day, and that movie is titled "Where Am I Again?
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Alzheimer's is like having a built-in time machine, but instead of going to the past or future, you just keep revisiting the same conversation. It's Groundhog Day, but with more confusion.
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You know you're dealing with Alzheimer's when playing cards turns into an intense game of "Guess the Suit." It's like poker, but with a twist – and by twist, I mean constantly asking, "What's the game again?
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Alzheimer's turns your grocery list into a suspense novel. You start with excitement, thinking, "What culinary adventure awaits?" And by the end, it's a thriller, trying to remember why you needed pickles and not just standing in the dairy aisle questioning life.
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I was at a family reunion recently, and Uncle Bob forgot his own name. We all laughed it off, but then he insisted we call him "Captain Forgetful." Alzheimer's: turning family gatherings into improv comedy shows.
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You know you're getting old when you go into a room and forget why you're there. But with Alzheimer's, it's like turning the room into a whole new level of mystery – it's the real-life escape room you never signed up for.
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