5 All Occasions Pdf Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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Traffic Cop

Keeping the streets safe while being a target for road rage.
People always ask me why I became a traffic cop. Well, someone's got to stand in the middle of the road and look important.

Tech Support

Trying to fix things you don't understand for people who understand them even less.
I once had a customer ask if their computer had a virus because it was running slow. I said, "No, it's just on a go-slow protest.

Job Interviewer

When your job is to assess people's qualifications, but you have none.
The most challenging part of my job? Keeping a straight face when someone puts "professional napper" on their resume.

Wedding Planner

Creating the perfect day for others while questioning your own choices.
My job is basically telling brides they look stunning while mentally calculating how much they spent on a dress they'll wear once.

Dentist

Making people smile while causing them pain.
My patients always tell me, "You have a good chairside manner." Yeah, because if I stood, you'd run.

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